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About me:
Im a total goofball. Hilariously sarcastic. Cognitive dissonant in denial. Skilled at many things but master of none. I enjoy playing assorted musical instruments (sometimes they actually sound like music!). Down to hang out adult dating in Tempe Arizona and do most activities including: Bowling, Pool, Frisbee, Boardwalk Golf, Surfing, Hiking, Camping, Music(shows). I enjoy watching bad movies and complaining about how terrible they are. My garden rocks; take that drought. Massage master.
You:
Im looking to find someone local that is a relaxed chill person to hang out and talk about dumb stuff. The more existential the better. Have found yourself. Have not found yourself. Preferably one or the other. It would be nice if you are learning to play an instrument or know how to play one. If you arent musiy skilled thats cool too as long as its not a downer for you. Artists of any kind get extra points. The brighter the creative spark the better! Someone who enjoys being massaged on regular basis.
What Im hoping for:
Meeting someone awesome. Going down by the ocean and relaxing on the beach.
Deal Breaker: Gotta be cool about 420.
If you made it this far hit me up. Pic for Pic. Faces please.

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